Guess who's back. Not me.

So. I'm restarting this here blog. God knows why, but I am. In thinking about it's conception, I imagined all the wonderfully devious little things I could do. I could create a "gossip guy" site, and dredge up all the dirty little secrets I've gathered from people over the years. This would probably end in more people hating me than I could ever anticipate. I could make a photoblog, uploading all the worst photos I have of people in compromising positions, perhaps even adding witty little captions about what kind of sea animal they look like. But again, I imagine I wouldn't be all that popular as a result. So instead, I'm going to stray from the dark (albeit alluring) side of blog writing, and head off into the downtrodden domain of honest reflection (LOL), meaningless jabber, and minor self loathing. I think I should pick up where I left off in my youth; fighting the good fight against boredom and hapless perpetrators of bad grammar. I shall add to this conquest, those too stupid to untie their own shoelaces, and those with the moral standards of the Dark Lord, Sauron.